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CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

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manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am, #252663
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm, #241928
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am, #225229
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm, #224543
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am, #224527
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am, #224525
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am, #224505
Nice x 5.


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




THIS IS A HERO. - Not a sports player. Not a politician. Not a faddish popular figure. A hero faces death for others, with no thought of personal gain or glory. This is the face of a true hero.


TAGS: hero heroism honor
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by okami

Sean - July 18, 2011, 5:58 pm, #221533
Hero. (noun) Someone who successfully resists the overwhelming temptation to do what I woulda done.
okami - July 18, 2011, 10:30 am, #221507
thanks, guys. i get pissed at the way the word 'hero' is thrown around; there don't seem to be many who know what a hero really is.
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:37 am, #221501
Aww hell yeah!! And I'll laugh at the first @$$hole who gets beat to a pulp by this guy for saying otherwise. Don't Tread On the M.O.H.!
ggpapa - July 16, 2011, 9:22 am, #221443
this hero lost his hand and still stayed in the army, he's the 2nd living soldier who was awarded the congressional medal of honor
Hawamleh - July 15, 2011, 8:19 am, #221413
I am an arab living in the middle east, and yes that is a hero, don't let no one tell you he isn't.


THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".


TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 3.38/5
Gamedoc - April 21, 2012, 10:00 am, #233632
True, but in Chuck's case it was only TEMPORARY...Bruce's was permanent, which just goes to show you how awesome Chuck is. =p
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 1:56 am, #215186
he did not kill chuck norris. chuck norris only wanted you to thank he was dead
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 11:44 am, #155098
Sure he killed Chuck Norris. He is also DEAD. Co-incidence?
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:15 pm, #152725
If Bruce Lee killed chuck norris, who is on informercials for a home gym, and whos dead O: (happy produceman?)
mmmBingSoo - December 3, 2009, 3:45 am, #142058
bruce lee is way better then chuck why the hell is this getting such a low score
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:26 pm, #141908
I'm waiting for someone to say that Chuck Norris somehow caused Bruce Lee's real death.
Sean - December 2, 2009, 4:59 pm, #141859
Dammit! I haven't seen that one yet.


IMAGINE THAT -


TAGS: chuck norris cat humor
Rating: 4.61/5

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Kyronic - December 17, 2012, 1:46 am, #241580
I once witnessed something like this with a friend's pets. It was a wiener dog, but was still pretty awesome. The cat did some karate chops and eventually pinned the dog to a wall with its paw. The dog ran off and the cat jumped up on a desk like a boss.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:10 pm, #228949
You should upload to Dig My Dog site


MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.39/5

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SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am, #237836
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm, #237815
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am, #237765
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a p***o.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm, #237752
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm, #237719
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.


TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.52/5

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thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm, #179858
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm, #179851
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm, #179849
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm, #179845
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm, #179843
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm, #179842
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm, #179841
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm, #179840
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm, #179839
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm, #179837
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm, #179834
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm, #179833
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179832

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179830
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179829
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm, #179828
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm, #179827

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm, #179826
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm, #179824
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm, #179812

rejected
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm, #179811

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm, #179810
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the b***on, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.




CHUCK NORRIS - Chuck doesn't use the force, the force uses Chuck


TAGS: chucknorris starwars
Rating: 3.14/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:08 pm, #248178
Chuck Norris doesn't use the force. Chuck Norris IS the force.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:32 pm, #244785
Lol! That's one I haven't heard of. 5 roundhouse force kicks.


GO ON - You know you want to




DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)




THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris




RUMORS -


TAGS: rumor haters fools ignorants
Rating: 4.5/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:30 pm, #225159
and ignored by smart ones...
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 10:13 pm, #225141
How true. Just last night, I read a news story about a Chinese restaurant in the UK whose business has gone down 20% due to a false rumor that someone chocked on a retired greyhound's microchip in their food


ANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia fat skinny offensive
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Mario

demon001 - November 30, 2013, 3:01 pm, #251315
Size -2 model!
erock - December 30, 2009, 12:54 am, #148948
i have to admit i laughed. i will go to hell for it i am sure i did laugh. now i will go to hell for sure
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:27 pm, #131612
hole lee ****
Velin - October 26, 2009, 6:54 pm, #130980
And she would look so beautiful... just a little meat and fat on right places. Which is right now like... everywhere.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:04 am, #113222
"I'll tell ya what's really weighing you down is them bones,looks like they'll have to come out if you want to fit into that size -5 dress for prom in time.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 1:07 am, #96698
So, you got it, Derek?
Derek - July 18, 2009, 1:06 am, #96697
Unfortunately, she'd probably believe you.


THE SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.62/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm, #255028
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English


I'M NOT IGNORING YOU -




CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.




THE DAY THE WILD SNORLAX APPEARED -


TAGS: anime snorlax amsome
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:43 pm, #189092
Everyone is desperate to avoid the anime... er... Dr.Weird thingy.


REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind




UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BASTARDS -


TAGS: service duty honor life
Rating: 4.33/5

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Iconoclast - November 22, 2011, 12:33 pm, #226063
The Nov 10th issue of TIME had a good article "An Army Apart" on the split between those who served and those who have not. Here is the URL: http://battleland.blogs.time.com/2011/11/10/an-army-apart-the-widening-military-civilian-gap/
mariand - November 22, 2011, 8:20 am, #226056
very true
maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 7:41 am, #226055
Well said


THE SECRET SERVICE - No longer required


TAGS: chuck norris obama
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by motinet

Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:31 am, #161060
Yeah, it is his job.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 8:12 pm, #146924
Thank you good sir....I didn't know you cared.
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:11 pm, #146922

Glenlivet for you my friend, only the good stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 8:06 pm, #146920
I'm sick of Manishevitz, Can I have some scotch?
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:04 pm, #146916

you could always get drinks here...it was in the introduction package I gave you at the door.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 8:01 pm, #146914
Quit hanging out in the kitchen!
spacedog - December 19, 2009, 8:01 pm, #146912
What? I can get drinks here and I'm just learning this NOW?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:58 pm, #146911
It's not the garden of eden here, but it's also not tiananmen square.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:57 pm, #146910
Look at it this way, omnibus... Do you think you'll get better service if you keep insulting the bartenders and the bar owner?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 7:52 pm, #146905
As penance you can buy us all an imaginary sh** or some quality fictional Chronic.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:43 pm, #146901
It's happened before... the only thing you need to understand is that this site is no more and no less fair than life itself. Difference here is only that we come here to enjoy ourselves. Not to complain, or hear complaints. Moooooo speaks the truth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 7:34 pm, #146899
If you cease and desist with the negativity now, all of your sins can be forgiven....It's happened before. Just let it go man.
omnia - December 19, 2009, 7:30 pm, #146898
for i feel this way i will always be misunderstood/misinterpentated here
omnia - December 19, 2009, 7:29 pm, #146897
is it possible to delete your account? for i think i need to burn my a** down and rise from the ashes to start from a new leaf. with a proper introduction and explanation and questios from my side.
rerun - December 19, 2009, 7:22 pm, #146895

perky tomato on a sammich....I am in.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:21 pm, #146894
How about a nice MLT sandwich, rerun? Where the mutton is nice an lean, and the tomato is ripe... they're so perky.
rerun - December 19, 2009, 7:18 pm, #146893

QUOTE: "Soooo.... you want this place to be more fair? A utpoian site where the needs of omnia outweighs the laughter of the rest?" If we are going there I want to have my needs considered 1st.....um, any suggestions?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:12 pm, #146891
Not verbatim, but definitely the same concept.
GreyScorpion - December 19, 2009, 7:11 pm, #146890
Didn't Spock say that in Star Trek the Wrath Of Khan?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 7:02 pm, #146887
Soooo.... you want this place to be more fair? A utpoian site where the needs of omnia outweighs the laughter of the rest?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 7:00 pm, #146886
You should just let it go Omnia, You're only making yourself look like a whiner. Don't take things so personally.
rerun - December 19, 2009, 6:56 pm, #146885

wish I could get as lucky on the lottery as on this bet, omnia won't make it past X-Mas
omnia - December 19, 2009, 6:53 pm, #146883
for good posters i would make one with the question for thm, but it would be deleted or people would get angry at me)so i interpetate it as that you automaticly must be a great poster maker and since i am not that i quit making them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 6:51 pm, #146882
*sigh*
omnia - December 19, 2009, 6:51 pm, #146881
i just get realy realy pissed when i see the rules being bend. evn more when they are being bend multiple times for the same group of persons. and i stopped making posters myself for no one found them funy. and since there is no topic with tips/tricks/
omnia - December 19, 2009, 6:49 pm, #146880
i have noting against the establisment here. i just state my opinion. and i'm the bigest rule nazi to ever be found here on motifake. and moo+ i do have a sense of humor. did i not say i found th poster good/funny?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 6:45 pm, #146876
Omnia... one more anti-establishment comment here, and you are done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 6:44 pm, #146875
do you have a sense of humor at all Omnia? Or do you just come here to criticize and make backhanded apologies?
omnia - December 19, 2009, 6:35 pm, #146872
unlike you moo+ i feel/have no fear for mister motifake. and since he broke the rules: 1 lion. still: funny/good poster, but rules are RULES!!! i never tolerate not punishing someone for as a special treatment
peteypobmthr trucker - December 19, 2009, 1:23 am, #146795
seriosly? ive been checking out this one for a couple days.and all i have to say is ...........IT KICKS A$$!
Jingoro - December 17, 2009, 10:43 pm, #146469
*shrug* Politics aside, it made me chuckle. Barack is a master of that subtle “What is THIS crap!?” facial expression.
motifake - December 17, 2009, 11:04 am, #146332

Aaaaaaw come on now... im not a nazi. You can down vote me if I deserve it with no consequence :)
LogicDude - December 17, 2009, 9:44 am, #146326
Chuck's a Republican...he'd have kicked BO's tail for bothering him...still, 5L because I fear ever losing access to this site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 17, 2009, 8:39 am, #146317
Hey! this poster has an address on it. Someone wanna tell this guy that it's against the rul......****....my bad....please don't ban me.5?


7 DAYS... - Err... Nerver mind... Wrong number...


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 3.91/5

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caveman - December 16, 2011, 10:14 pm, #226675
Just saw this.... Brilliant
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 4:21 pm, #226670
i don't get it
Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 10:14 pm, #181350
Best Motifake Ever.
kympax - April 26, 2010, 4:08 am, #173579
tamara's gonna get it...


CHUCK NORRIS - HE DOESN'T TELL LIES, HE CHANGES FACTS.


TAGS: chucknorris
Rating: 3.9/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:14 pm, #234280

thats clint eastwood no?
maoworks2 - May 6, 2012, 2:00 pm, #234252
Chuck Norris Who ?


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 4.05/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm, #255364
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am, #136054
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm, #135904
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


FALLEN HEROES - It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived. ~ General George S. Patton, Jr.


TAGS: honor respect duty
Rating: 4.14/5

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WTFO - September 18, 2012, 3:03 am, #239229
No intent to sugar coat anything. That is just the common phrase. KIA is fine with me, since I am not considered PC in any way. v/r,
MPsniper - September 16, 2012, 4:53 pm, #239196
"fallen" sugar coats it. makes it sound like someone fell down and skinned a knee. lets call it what it really is... "killed in action". truth is always better than PC.


HE DOESN'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON.... - he turns the dark off.


TAGS: lights chuck norris
Rating: 4.23/5

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longnose - June 5, 2011, 1:28 am, #219599
only Chuck knows dude...
GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:24 pm, #219584
What's a dark off? And how/why would you want to turn it?


CHUCK NORRIS - Doesn´t call the wrong number YOU answer the wrong phone


TAGS: chuck norris awesomeness
Rating: 4.14/5

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maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 7:10 am, #233786
Chuck Norris Who ?


SOMETHINGS YOU CAN'T KILL - FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE'S THE MASTER SWORD


TAGS: zelda chucknorris
Rating: 4.27/5

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Muppet - October 20, 2011, 7:00 pm, #225220
You could also probably bump this to 'Where the Pun is', if you haven't already. Nice work.


LITTLE CHUCK NORRIS -


TAGS: chuck norris kid
Rating: 3.81/5

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agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 9:13 pm, #196050
Ok.... so now we know the tactic of a certain user.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 8:59 pm, #196045

I recall not approving it as well.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 8:59 pm, #196044
I recall not approving this.
rerun - September 29, 2010, 6:10 pm, #196031

nope, but that would explain the confusion
mrghostwalker - September 29, 2010, 6:07 pm, #196030
Hmmm- I tried posting it last week and it never took. I wondered where it went! I guess I wasn't logged in. Do you recall what name I posted it under?
rerun - September 29, 2010, 6:04 pm, #196029

that said, I know I saw this submitted earlier, did you submit this under another name?
mrghostwalker - September 29, 2010, 5:59 pm, #196028
forseti,I only post my own creations.
forseti - September 28, 2010, 7:12 pm, #195894
Yo ghostwalker. I like it. But if I get rerun right, you aren't the real creator. So try to make some posters of your own to earn your own credits!
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 6:30 pm, #195888
"one time Chuck norris sucked a ***k (insert pic of chuck with a face full of baby gravy) ... silly ***k."
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 6:28 pm, #195887
Didn't make me laugh. Let the Chuck Norris thing die already! It's outdated even for an internet fad. You could take this line and replace the words Truck driver and honked with almost anything, its a generic joke. One time Chuck fell in a ditch...silly
rerun - September 28, 2010, 6:19 pm, #195885

Interesting. I rejected this exact same poster last week. Submitted by a different user....interesting
Reality Lord - September 28, 2010, 5:36 pm, #195881

how did a chuck norris make it in? oh...i see...its funny.....n1
Faceplant31 - September 28, 2010, 5:16 pm, #195877
All i can say is FUKC CHUCK, but this made me actually laugh. 5L MGW.


SNORLAX - The fat man's role-model


TAGS: snorlax fat role model
Rating: 2.26/5

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daga - December 24, 2008, 6:57 pm, #46489
Holy ****... That is a nice conversation O_O


My Father Told Me Once -




NORM PETERSON - The Undisputed Heavyweight of One-liners and witty repartee


TAGS: norm cheers beer one liners
Rating: 3.78/5

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tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:30 am, #148761
You suck. Please die.
Ed-Hyde - August 11, 2009, 7:58 am, #107116
still lol'ing myself


CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.65/5

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am, #225908
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm, #215598
I f***ing did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm, #213233
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal


WE WERE SOLDIERS -


TAGS: courage duty honor country military
Rating: 4.55/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:21 pm, #252617
Thank you for your service.


MANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia manorexia anorexic thinspo male thinspiration skinny
Rating: 4.41/5

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gummybear - January 6, 2011, 2:44 am, #209248
...you a**.


ON THE 11TH HOUR -




IGNORANCE -


TAGS: ignorance point of view la la la la
Rating: 3.08/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:50 pm, #138895
I'd say in 1980, when Pat Robertson tried to run for President. And he thought the "You're all going to H3LL!!!!" platform would bring in the votes.


BRUCE LEE - The only person in the world to DEFEAT Chuck Norris. He is also dead. Coincidence?


TAGS: chuck norris bruce lee
Rating: 2.64/5

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mike - August 7, 2009, 1:09 pm, #105617
its because chuck norris didnt have a beard.. with a beard chuck would trash him
Lord Loss - July 15, 2009, 1:40 pm, #95797
He may be dead, but his legacy lives on. Chuck Norris will never live down his defeat.


EPIC BATTLE - Batman Must Overcome The Impossible




HONOR - The greatest generation 12/07/41


TAGS: honor
Rating: 4.52/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:46 am, #241303
Raised during a depression, Whupped the Nazis, sent men to the moon! Check!


POWDERED TOAST MAN - Has Chuck Norris for breakfast




1170% OF DAILY CHOLESTEROL - It'll kill you faster than Chuck Norris


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 2.64/5

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Krissie - October 16, 2009, 11:14 pm, #127367
this is the epitome of sick! **retches**
BuZZbomb - June 11, 2009, 7:31 pm, #86099
So I get all tingly when I see one of my pics with comments, then d***! It's a re-caption of 45039.
i be gotten no name - June 11, 2009, 11:53 am, #85988
only chuck norris can kill faster than chuck norris. but that is a runner up
Chuck Norris - January 19, 2009, 4:52 pm, #53079
Sued.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:50 pm, #24508
Maybe a tuna sandwich is the wrong thing to eat whilst surfing this site =[
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 10:27 am, #24475
Ey BillyJoeJimBob...wuts we gon do wit them there oinker brains? Some extry cans in the shed, and we gots that milky type gravy.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:25 am, #24444
I am going to violently throw up now.


WOLVERINE WITH LIGHTSABER CLAWS - HIS BEST FRIEND IS CHUCK NORRIS, ACCEPT THIS MOTIFAKE OR THEY WILL GET YOU.




CHUCK NORRIS - Killed Osama Bin Laden


TAGS: chuck norris killed osama terrorist
Rating: 1.88/5

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Sean - May 4, 2011, 5:03 pm, #218061
This poster is an insult to the heroes who did the deed. And anyone who can act their way outta a wet paper bag.


KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.


TAGS: skunks kids children ignorance fail owned
Rating: 4.06/5

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Zealot - May 6, 2010, 2:57 pm, #174897
I WANA PET DA KITTY


NUCLEAR SECRET GOTTA CATCH EM ALL -


TAGS: north korea pokemon kim jong il nuclear
Rating: 2.95/5

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AA - October 20, 2009, 3:31 pm, #128416
herrooooo!! I hate you, arec barwin!!


TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - Chuck Norris swallowed a turtle whole and when he crapped it out, it grew 6' tall and learned karate.




IGNORANCE IS BLISS - But the feeling is only temporary...


TAGS: bliss feeling ignorance snake bird
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by steve1961

steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 2:40 am, #243765
I guess it's academic cuz I don't think the robin will be coming back anytime soon...
Macumazahn - February 25, 2013, 2:34 am, #243764
As a minor quibble, that's an American snake, but a European robin... sorry!
Rudedog - February 21, 2013, 1:53 am, #243672
Love this poster. Thinking a well timed sidekick could take out the diamondback.
steve1961 - February 20, 2013, 7:57 pm, #243658
Thanks :)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:56 pm, #243657
Especially when you're never quite sure when it will end teehee Nice 5L sir.


ANOTHER VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day military honor motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Primo Junior - November 13, 2010, 6:47 am, #202577
All veterans should respect those before them. My hats off too the multiple
irionman - November 12, 2009, 7:38 pm, #136148
My grandpa's name is on that list, I really enjoy seeing people respecting stuff like this. Lost but not forgotten.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:43 pm, #135096
Amen, Ron.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:28 pm, #135057
go army, navy, and marines
FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:55 pm, #135030
Semper Fi'


IGNORANCE -


TAGS: calendar ignorance correct answer mariand
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by mariand

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:29 pm, #232960
when you get sent to the office every day it's easy to hear gossip amoungst the office staff I know this from experience
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:33 pm, #232859
Wait, RonE... how would it not have a solution? Plug it into the quadratic formula and you've got the answer in seconds!
mariand - April 5, 2012, 12:06 pm, #232764
Guys, don't worry, the one who was tested, it had the right solution... for that situation... BTW, Rick, your solution for the quadratic equation is corect.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:59 am, #232762
Seems like we stepped on a nerve with mister rone here... And Rick... ever occur to you that I was being ignorant as well?? maybe you should take a step back some time ;) just saying
RonE - April 5, 2012, 11:43 am, #232761
The actual solution cannot be determined this is a bogus question. As stated in the ph**o... just sayin.
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:36 am, #232760
Fool... I was being ignorant on purpose, as defined by this poster... (I think I fooled him)... Yeah that's right, I WAS doing it RIGHT all along... (he definitely feels like an idiot now... I wonder if he can read my mi-- Fffuuuuu...)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 11:22 am, #232759
Correction Rick: x = -3 OR x = -2 x can not have 2 values at the same time... 5L
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 11:06 am, #232758
x = -3 & x = -2 . . . Just in case you were wondering. . .
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:10 am, #232750
OOOH, YEAH. well played


OWNED!! - Chuck Norris wants to play fooball with you!




OVERCOMPENSATING? - For some reason, I don't think he's overcompensating.


TAGS: peter north ferrari
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by rick17126

MissRed - May 25, 2010, 10:56 am, #177646
It's okay...Your in the barrel tonight though...
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 10:26 am, #177642
yeah, I know who that is, I'm bad, I'm naughty, I've, I've, I've, seen p***. She made me watch it! There I said it. Happy now?
MissRed - May 25, 2010, 10:15 am, #177634
That's abit sad that you know who that is...
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 10:01 am, #177632
that car is the trophy for the AVN Plumbers award for laying the most pipe in 24 hours, it's Peter North
Viper - May 24, 2010, 11:50 pm, #177580
still a guy le douche


CHUCK NORRIS - Reincarnated as a squirrel


TAGS: flex squirrel chuck norris
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by PhatBoi

LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 12:58 pm, #102486
You want a piece of me!? Huh!? Well, BRING IT ON!!!


TELLITLIKEITIS -


TAGS: anorexia thin sad woman girl
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:43 am, #248151
And on that note... I'm the first in a while to comment on this poster.... kinda.
Krissie - October 13, 2012, 9:06 pm, #239938
jedimonk...what??? >:(
jedimonk - October 3, 2012, 8:51 am, #239686
I'm goinjg to go with, "what is a statement that fat chicks say to make themself feel better about h** chicks?"
AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 12:14 am, #208722
so sad that a persons self image of can be such a trap
rerun - December 30, 2010, 8:36 pm, #208713

she actully died nov 17, complications due to anorexia...she was 28.
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 8:30 pm, #208712
did she choke on a grain of rice?
rerun - December 30, 2010, 8:26 pm, #208711

sadly this woman died this week.
LinkFox101113 - October 3, 2010, 5:38 am, #196583
Get in the kitchen and make... yourself a sandwich? lol
forseti - October 3, 2010, 3:58 am, #196581
for 35 kg she has a very nice face. how fantastic would she looks with at least 20 kg more...
curzondax12 - October 2, 2010, 10:42 pm, #196556
That poor girl needs a sandwich.
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 9:42 pm, #196540
It is very sad that they feel they have to starve themselves very good post 5/5
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 9:35 pm, #196537
Slainte!
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm, #196536
Not really.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm, #196535
Well, irish is a plus in my book... even if you're not freckled.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm, #196534
Literally.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:32 pm, #196533
Haa, haa, no, close, Irish (large family).
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:30 pm, #196531
Are you italian?
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:28 pm, #196530
Ditto. Am I was raised never to waste food, so hence, no spoon would be used afterwards.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:26 pm, #196529
I have to agree with rerun.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:26 pm, #196528
Took me a second or two to figure that one out. But true. Usually it's the teeth indents on the hands and fingers that show.
rerun - October 2, 2010, 9:25 pm, #196527

I like to spoon with coffee ice cream
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:25 pm, #196526
Shortest path to the dark side..... Fat leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:23 pm, #196525
This is the fault of poor mothering. A woman should feel comfortable in teaching her 10 year old daughter what spooning really means.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:23 pm, #196524
Nope, he was an overweight man.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:21 pm, #196523
Your ex was a teenage girl? Hawt.


WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm, #235814
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am, #145224
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that ****. Clone the hell out of that ****. Make a godd*** army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm, #87859
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am, #87551
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm, #67197
Patton. Was. GOD.


COMMUNISM - Yeah, great idea...


TAGS: north korea communism
Rating: 3.38/5
Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 2:09 am, #165295
Communism is a great idea. --- On paper. Problem is, with so much control, those in charge lose focus of the people.
Derek - December 30, 2009, 5:05 pm, #149043
Totalitarian communism reveals its fruit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2009, 2:13 am, #124966
Pecan?
Bah - October 9, 2009, 2:10 am, #124965
Modern China's more capitalist than we are. No unemployment, no national health care, no social security unless you were a government employee. They have a simple, easy and understandable economic plan: GET A JOB. ...Also, Manchuria is a rural region.
RandomApe - October 7, 2009, 4:49 pm, #124602
Looks like there are more lights in SK than in China
Jihad Joe - April 14, 2009, 3:22 am, #72888
China, the big shiny thing in to the north...
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:51 pm, #64970
People like ''gawd'' are the reason that I am pro abortion.
gawd - March 10, 2009, 9:41 pm, #64962
because the usa won't nuke themselves
Dalek - March 10, 2009, 8:02 pm, #64949
Communists go to bed early, the free get to party ALLLLL NIIIIIIGHT LOOOOOONG!


BLISS -


TAGS: ignorance bliss issue return larger
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - July 16, 2013, 11:54 pm, #247826
It may be the same picture, but I think they are a bit different
5150monkeylove - July 15, 2013, 9:11 pm, #247811
I saw it, it is still there and under your account name. I gave it a 5L.
dy2012 - July 15, 2013, 6:26 pm, #247808
5L i got the same poster #153824 but it was deleted on my account i dont know how??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 1:32 am, #247735
Sweet. 5L
5150monkeylove - July 14, 2013, 1:15 am, #247733
Thank you all.
Greeny - July 13, 2013, 9:25 pm, #247724
I medicate mine - they don't stand a chance. 5
GaryO - July 13, 2013, 8:56 pm, #247722
Well now, this a little late. Oh well, hungry now. 5L
rerun - July 13, 2013, 6:59 pm, #247720

This may just be one of your best posters ever, and with the quality of your work that is not easy to top. 5L
lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 6:30 pm, #247714

Wowowowowow!~~5ove this!


CHUCK NORRIS - And some people are afraid of global warming and terrorists...




HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am, #151998
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm, #151918
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


THE SATANIC VERSES -




LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: in honor of all of our troops gone but not forgotten
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Starmon - November 7, 2010, 11:51 pm, #201835
The Ultimate act of altruism! Thank you from the family that is your country.
Bill - October 20, 2009, 5:11 pm, #128452
5 Lions to you, go soldiers, marines, and airforce
Todd Snyder - September 7, 2009, 11:57 pm, #115871
Amen - 5 lions for you.
RON - August 6, 2009, 12:46 pm, #105251
great find in pic...makes all vets wish thats the way we should go out...but alas, lucky if we get cassette of ***s and 1 vet with flag to give away. But, should be like your poster! Great JoB!


THATONECHICK -


TAGS: toc taught chuck norris what a roundhouse kick to the face will do
Rating: 3.95/5

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spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:27 pm, #180130
LOL!
Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 2:04 pm, #180105
BP can't afford Chuck
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 12:54 pm, #180102
Well, and I've been wondering why BP hasn't sent Chuck down to scare the oil leak shut. :D
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:28 am, #180098
LOL! Only you would know!
thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:53 am, #180082
He's so awesome that Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear...


TIMELESS VALUES -


TAGS: values military honor
Rating: 3.51/5

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Wytch - August 11, 2011, 6:54 pm, #222921
Truly an excellent work of art. I salute you.
Crashedmonkey - April 1, 2010, 9:57 am, #168578
I love this poster. Really great job, did hit the heart, reminds me of when I went to the VA once in my hometown in my blues
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:55 am, #168577
i'm really jealous of you guys. served in the german army but no one could have the heart to admit to it. by this, you would be called a nazi... germans have an ambivalent relationship to their troops. thank you very much, ****ler!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:38 am, #168570
*salutes our troops* // IF you are going to ruin this with crappy comments GTFO.//and ONCE AGAIN PERFECTLY done , Ron
Hasbunmb - February 12, 2010, 12:32 pm, #157582
Youngest Master Sergeant EVER! If it wasnt for the uniform I'd have guessed Army.....
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 7:47 pm, #154234
Agreed. 5.
rerun - January 24, 2010, 7:45 pm, #154233

this poster needs to be HOF and has quite a few votes to go. Lets give it a push.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 6:37 pm, #80310
Well put Jacob. Not your misguided and sad comment, but your surname.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 6:35 pm, #80309
Can you imagine what it'd be like if someone *coughCHINAcough* invaded? I'd love to see the uber-libs try to reason with a Chinese regular and his AK, about their sudden appreciation for the sanctity of life?
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 7:57 pm, #72337
Well put BvT. I second the sentiment.
Baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 1:05 pm, #72270
God bless the USA, the Marines, and all our brave servicemen and women answering the call of duty. Semper Fi, and screw anyone who doesn't like it.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:14 am, #69954
That's very profound Jacob. Are you taking credit for that little gem or would you care to attribute it to someone else?
Jacob the Prat - April 2, 2009, 9:09 pm, #69914
War is a timeless sport played by the poor for the enrichment and amusement of the rich.
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:43 am, #69039
Very nice Ron. I just can't help but wonder which one of these gentlemen felt the greater sense of honor and pride in shaking each other's hand.
HtD - March 30, 2009, 2:52 am, #69015
Can you please go point out every other non-fake motivational poster?
mooooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2009, 2:36 am, #69014
how is this a fake motivational poster?
RONSART - March 30, 2009, 2:04 am, #69013
Thank You Sirs! And I appreciate all YOUR service to DUTY/COUNTRY! Keep up the good work MEN!
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 1:39 am, #69009
Ron, again you hit home with the military tributes. Well done, sir. Also, thanks again for your service. 5 Seirra h**el lions.
USMC_RUGY - March 30, 2009, 1:34 am, #69008
f***in a right doggy!
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 8:47 pm, #68946
That hits the heart. Worth a million words.


NORWAY IS NOT FUNNY - BUUUT -




SANCTIONS - "Ok, Irr pray arong"


TAGS: kim jong il north korea sanctions
Rating: 2.57/5

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mattb - July 3, 2009, 8:35 pm, #92585
HOW DARE YOU INSULT DEAR READER, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW f***ING BUSY I AM, I HAVE HANS BRIX BREATHING DOWN MY NECK, NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA, RONG RIVE DEAR READER
Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 10:47 am, #91477
Sanctions against 2nd- or 3rd- world countries... What do you take away from a country that has nothing?


REALITY -




manipulation -


TAGS: north korea manipulation control
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - June 9, 2014, 1:49 pm, #255240
Good Old Fearless Leader, You Got It Right George With This Clown .
chickenlittle - June 8, 2014, 3:22 pm, #255225
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:24 am, #255222

love it


CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS - What do you mean he's behind me? Oh jesus!!!


TAGS: blood chuck norris
Rating: 3.67/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 10:36 am, #177523
I like it cause to me it is a different approach than a lot of the other Chuck Norris ones, but all i can say is F*C1< Chuck!!!


U.S. MARINES - Taking care of each other in life, taking care of each other after. Thank you.


TAGS: marines usmc pride honor thank you
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by zentiger

Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:49 pm, #95436
*psycho***ual (hey, poster! me)
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:48 pm, #95435
If this is your idea of blowing a Marine, you've probably just disappointed a lot of Marines -- or 1 in 10, anyway, a**uming that they are not a psychosocially anomalous sub-population.


RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




RICHARD SHARPE -


TAGS: england s chuck norris
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Arthur Wellesley

agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:22 pm, #97841
If you have a better education THAN they do, THEN you are a grammar natzi.
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 9:21 pm, #97838
then
Dylan - July 21, 2009, 9:17 pm, #97834
If he is England's Chuck Norris than England gets epic fail,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 20, 2009, 6:41 pm, #97416
This poster has no value whatsoever. 1 lion


happy mothers day -


TAGS: mother norman physco
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

MPsniper - May 14, 2013, 8:21 am, #245729
bang head here (x)
steve1961 - May 13, 2013, 12:27 am, #245696
Great...I helped...yay for me...who are you again?
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:33 pm, #245685
Spent like 3 min looking... Where did it even say "psycho" This post saved me
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 10:19 pm, #245674
It's still 5L. I cut a lot of slack with tags. LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2013, 6:50 pm, #245672
How do you feel about double posts? :)
MPsniper - May 12, 2013, 6:31 pm, #245671
oh CRAP ! i hate misspelled words. thanks for letting me know.
MPsniper - May 12, 2013, 6:31 pm, #245670
oh CRAP ! i hate misspelled words. thanks for letting me know.
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 9:27 am, #245661
5L. btw it's spelt "Psycho" but I do like playing Word Scramble. :)


MISOGYNY -


TAGS: men women hate wussy ignorance
Rating: 4.14/5

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Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 2:56 pm, #206511
so much about losing the leet...
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 2:26 pm, #206507
and we know of whom you speak, CJ
blackwolf666 - November 29, 2010, 9:27 pm, #204738
not really, as a friend once said: "all men start of s nice good mannered gentlemen, then they meet women"


EDUCATION - If you think this is expensive try being ignorant for a lifetime




Strike Plan -




CHUCK NORRIS - Cannot beat Bruce Lee without his beard (he's gonna kill me now)


TAGS: chuck norris vs bruce lee
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Madnessfreak13

Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 10:15 am, #177097
Chuk Norris = 1L!


CROSSDRESSER -




SINCERITY -


TAGS: dangerous ignorance stupidy
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by DotDotDot

Sean - January 19, 2009, 5:05 pm, #53085
Hey, that's Martin Luther King, Jr. ... the quote, not the chick.
Cubbybear - January 19, 2009, 4:59 pm, #53082
Genuis...pure and simple


SNORLAX - why you cock blockin me holmes


TAGS: snorlax **** blockin pokemon
Rating: 1.53/5

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agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:20 pm, #202260
Yeah... cellulite and the ability to meander in only a 5-word scentence.
rerun - November 10, 2010, 8:16 pm, #202259

03a has more to offer than this...not much though
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:14 pm, #202258
A crime against motihumanity.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2010, 8:14 pm, #202257
Ugh 2.0...03a.
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:11 pm, #202256
ugh
forseti - November 10, 2010, 5:53 pm, #202235
great picture with a funny guy, a hazard warning sign and a mutated ****... 5 lions for that. But then some dumbass ruined it with an ugly anime ...THING. That costs 3L. And I fear the worst by reading your nickname. And making little forsi cry costs 1L.
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 5:52 pm, #202234
lame. 1L


There Is No Darkness But Ignorance -




LOVE -




American Land -


TAGS: pride america usa patriotism honor
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:02 pm, #257241
Vanner. Watched it. There's a tear in my beer. Thank you. That was the America I grew up in. Seriously, thank you.
Vanner - October 13, 2014, 11:23 am, #257033
Lol, plenty places in the world have as much if not more freedom. Might have been a show but Bill Pulman said it best: http://youtu.be/eVwUphZ37Ww
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:02 am, #257030
amen, brother


Yada, Yada, Yada -




CHUCKTATORSHIP -




CHUCK NORRIS - He Could Have Been The Only expendable


TAGS: chuck noris expendable chucknorris chuck
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Brito5656

maoworks2 - September 30, 2012, 3:52 pm, #239573
Chuck Norris Who ?
pzykosiz - August 15, 2010, 8:41 pm, #189574
sorry man. the chuck norris jokes have passed their use by date here


CHUCK NORRIS - Can mix volcanoes and lightning storms without even trying.


TAGS: chuck norris volcanoes volcanos storms lightning thunder
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Hector - May 18, 2009, 11:10 am, #80702
Fear: Chuck Norris had it for Bruce Lee.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:07 pm, #18700
SENSE: Chuck Norris jokes are supposed to have some. I hate you, Akyoyo.


GOD - The Son of Chuck Norris


TAGS: god chuck norris facts
Rating: 1.94/5

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R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:47 pm, #154591
LD...FTW!
LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 3:41 pm, #154562
Yes he is....a TOOL OF DESTRUCTION!
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 3:33 pm, #154557
Chick Norris is a effin tool!


CLOWN ZOMBIES - BRING IT ON, CHUCK NORRIS




FALLEN SOLDIERS -


TAGS: war mia kia honor service
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

deeplink1010 - April 22, 2013, 9:08 am, #245278
The Bingo balls is the famous game in the gambling world as you all know very well.


COMING HOME -




A NORMAL PERSON - Is just someone you don't know very well yet .


TAGS: normal person dont know well
Rating: 4.33/5

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Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:20 pm, #235653
Awesome 5Ls


Artificial Intelligence -


TAGS: norris google
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by triptico.stumbleupon

yoda - January 6, 2009, 4:32 pm, #49799
suck does your motifake... AIDS I must give you now
Porcelina - September 22, 2008, 8:30 pm, #22556
Booo.


NUKES - Adding insult to injury since Hiroshima




WOMEN - Can't live with 'em, pass the beernuts.


TAGS: norm normisms
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by 2Hotty

Johnny - October 23, 2008, 6:46 pm, #29851
d*** it... LD beat me to this one.
LogicDude - October 23, 2008, 11:36 am, #29720
Pixels. Can't live with'em...next poster please.


HIGGS BOSON - Will speak with you now


TAGS: higgs boson norway missile
Rating: 1.71/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:47 pm, #144535
I know.... a serious rash of them!
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 7:46 pm, #144534
Yes, but it's always nice to see Russian missile failure twice
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 7:42 pm, #144530
Hey, its "lets reuse poster day"!!! YAY!!!!


RIP -


TAGS: tribute war thanks honor peace
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

coldinjected - February 21, 2011, 4:26 pm, #212849
It's still credited to Plato as of NOW. So before you jump into conspiracy theories and quoting random blogs, I think we are find letting Plato have this one for now Idlers.
Faceplant31 - February 21, 2011, 1:35 pm, #212848
You can take that discussion up with brainy quotes than. I believe them over you idlersjournal, so f*ck you very much.
idlersjournal - February 21, 2011, 1:31 pm, #212847
The quote was by George Santayana, not Plato.
newkevind51 - February 17, 2011, 8:31 am, #212569
sdfghjkl~~Kid your queer. how about you learn some respect!and your g** not this pic!
tellitlikeitis - February 15, 2011, 10:02 pm, #212480
Most excellent. And go find somewhere else to vent your anger sdfblahblahblah.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:50 pm, #212464
THis is f***ing g**. suck a ***k homo
evodmasters - February 8, 2011, 1:03 pm, #211943
Respect.


PURPLE HEART - He May Not Tell You How He Earned It, He Will Never Wish The Reason Why On His Worst Enemy.


TAGS: valor honor service sacrifice
Rating: 4.81/5

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boston - July 14, 2012, 1:34 pm, #237260
My Father earned one of these , D-Day 6June 1944 Omaha Beach, He's gone now and I miss him.


PATRIOT - "What pity is it That we can die, but once to serve our country." ~Joseph Addison


TAGS: patriot military honor courage
Rating: 4.53/5

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epimethius05 - May 2, 2011, 11:56 pm, #217944
Youre supposed to make the other dude die for his country country
RonE - April 30, 2011, 11:55 am, #217759
If anyone actually understood what the USCG did.. they could never forget them.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 11:53 am, #217757

I like the fact you included the Coast Guard. Most people seem to forget about them.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 11:36 am, #217755
Thnx, just trying my hand at this.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 11:19 am, #217754

outstanding


CHUCK NORRIS - Was born May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th, 1945. Coincidence?


TAGS: chuck norris nazi surrender coincidence
Rating: 4.13/5

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Silverheart - January 23, 2013, 4:38 pm, #242770
I did google Chuck Norris. I found out that he's at least 65 Million years old- Chuck Norris DID kill the dinosaurs, after all. And time is irrelevant to Chuck Norris- after, he doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is. (www.chucknorrisfacts.com)
GaryO - January 23, 2013, 9:22 am, #242764
BTW, 5L for the poster, Sly. Good chuckle.
GaryO - January 23, 2013, 9:20 am, #242763
Google; ruining good jokes since 1998 (yes, I googled Google)
maoworks2 - January 23, 2013, 9:13 am, #242762
Chuck Norris Who ?
TheConstitutionalist - January 23, 2013, 1:31 am, #242754
He was born March 10, 1940...at least google crap before you post it.


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